
From the 2025 League of Utah Writers Diamond Quill Award-winning author of Tales of Weirderland comes THE FIXER, THE MAKER, THE DRAG ENTERTAINER: A Queer Romance.
Set in the gritty, artistic pulse of New Brunswick, NJ, and the fading legacy of a family orchard, this unique story features a backdrop of art, music, comic banter, and loving representation. Contemporary, funny, and quietly ferocious, this upmarket queer romantic comedy blends found-family warmth with a gentle speculative twist, because not all love stories follow straight lines.
Mark Williams is a fixer of broken things—stubborn printers, messy lives, and the New Jersey apple orchard his widowed mother refuses to lose. He also has a problem he can’t troubleshoot: he’s in love with two people. There is Elijah Cohen, his sharp-witted best friend and magnetic drag entertainer, and Viktoriya Soroka, a visionary Ukrainian designer and baker building a life far from home. Mark is used to sacrificing his own needs, which makes him the perfect target for the meddlesome, ancient, asexual, non-corporeal entity he impulsively releases from a bronze lamp: Eros.
Eros can’t grant wishes, but they can cause trouble—nudging conversations, arranging coincidences, and narrating Mark’s emotional story with dramatic flair. Mark’s selfless nature fascinates Eros. They don’t just watch, they curate. To a being who has seen empires rise and fall, Mark’s quiet pining is a masterpiece of human stubbornness—one Eros is determined to ‘edit’ into a grander finale. They decide to play Cyrano by subtly guiding Mark toward happiness, but at Elijah’s show, Mark is so focused on his charged night with Viktoriya that he misses the real message in Elijah’s performance: a glittering confession meant for him. When Elijah finally drops the persona and admits he’s in love, Mark realizes the impossible is already true—he loves them both.
Across six breathless weeks of miscommunication and broken promises, Mark’s people-pleasing turns his relationships into a slow-motion pileup. When pressure from a predatory developer escalates to the breaking point Mark is pushed into an impossible position. To keep his home and his found family, Mark has to stop choosing what’s “easier” and build a polyamorous future that doesn’t fit a single box, one honest conversation at a time. Meanwhile, Eros is facing the consequences of their actions for the first time by staying with the mortals who have, impossibly, made them feel like they belong.
This cozy rom-com features dual narration between a practical “Fixer” and an ageless, dramatic entity, blending Mark’s tactile, wry realism with Eros’s elevated, almost-mythic register. It finds unique textures in fully realized worlds: drag as art, fashion design as engineering, orchard work as heritage stewardship, and relationships as labors of love—a nuanced, “ethical non-monogamy” journey that eschews simple answers.
Not long ago, I found myself in the center of a magnificent love triangle, not as a participant, but as a meddler. Forget the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick-maker. This is a New Jersey story, which means we trade the old rhymes for a slightly more colorful cast.
Mark—The Fixer—cares for broken things: stubborn printers, messy lives, and the family apple orchard he refuses to lose. He never thought too hard about the way his best friend Elijah—The Drag Entertainer—a magnetic drag queen and walking flirt, made his chest feel too tight. Perhaps Mark’s mind was preoccupied by the flirtations of Viktoriya—The Maker—a visionary Ukrainian designer and baker whose attention felt like sunlight Mark didn’t know he’d been missing.
Then during a routine IT service call for a Rutgers philosophy professor, Mark found himself holding my prison—an antique bronze lamp. True to his nature, he sensed an injustice and compassionately freed me without a second thought.
Call me Eros. Not a genie nor a god—but both were based on me. I am just a powerful, ancient, cosmic entity. I can’t grant wishes, but I do like to meddle, and Mark’s inconvenient love life became my favorite hobby.
Over six weeks, flirtations turn to confessions, and awkward moments into point-of-no-return choices. Glittering drag numbers become declarations. Bread-baking folds into intimacy. But when a developer closes in on the orchard, the pressure forces an impossible choice. The four of us must discover exactly how far we’ll go to protect what we’re building—or risk losing it all.
In the end, we all learned that not all love stories follow straight lines.
